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Couch

A “couch” is a seat, that’s all.

John: Why do you need a couch?

Mick: To be sad.

by K ok ono October 30, 2020


Couch

To provide professional coaching services.

I'm going to couch tsm.

by Nfjfjd February 8, 2022


Couch

A place where your dad loses his spare change and wallet sometimes if your lucky.

Bob: Hey Kelly I need some money can you make a distraction while I go check inside the couch?
Kelly: Ok.
Bob: Oh cool dads wallet is here were gonna buy so many diabetes.

by supboi200 June 26, 2018


Couch

(Possibly older urban slang) It’s what you put on top of a scoop of ice cream or a sundae, indiscernible from what can be found from reaching under the cushions of a couch, scooping up what you can, and sprinkling it on top of said frozen treat.

Girl let’s go to the Tasty Freeze...I want me a BIG ASS bowl of soft serve chocolate with couch.

by ovalbeach October 21, 2019


couch

ass rest

someone that let's people get away with things because they don't have a backbone to stand up for themselves.

you're couch

by samalo August 30, 2022


Couch

The best. Very loud. Super extravagant

I just got this weed from ol boy. Shit couch than a mothafucka

by Bdawg19112 June 21, 2021


Couch

The most comfy thing you could buy.

“This couch is so comfy!!”

by DoggyDiggy April 24, 2022