Nowadays when high-schoolers (at least in my school) openly ask for drugs, they're referring to advil/tylenol because high school in general is a constant headache.
"Hey you got any drugs"
"Nah sorry I keep meaning to pack some Advil in my back, but I keep forgetting."
"Damn, my head is killing me, no worries tho."
What school speakers in school tell you not to do
Rando speaker that the school hired: don’t do drugs kids!!
Kid: ok lol
Drugs are used when listening to cardi b to enhance the chances of getting chlamydia
Hey, I’m listening to cardi b sooo wanna do some drugs
What my english teacher does before she enters to class.
My english teacher is on drugs
The good shit bandit had to sell so he would get a promotion.
“I had to deal drugs.” -Bandit
“No fucken way man let me get some” *snorrrrt* -Jäger
Something we all do at night something we use to get stoned things the crackheads do and a cure For heartbreak
U do drugs at night don’t lie.
Bob:Hey jimmy r u deppressed eat some drugs with me(pure presser)
Jimmy:oh shit now im gey(dies)