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teddy that you dont wash and goon on
(piglet from winnie the pooh is my fav)
"Yuhhh my goon teddy hasn't been washed in 8 years.. I need to keep its pheremones..😈😈😈😋😋"
"😝😝"
when james goons onions aggressively fall out of his booty and willy
james flick onion gooned everywhere
To "Flicker Goon" is to "goon" while doing "flicking" motions at the tip. The Jamaican part comes in when you "Flicker Goon" at a 98° angle. This is a tradition associated from a small group of people found within Jamaica. This is usually abbreviated to "JFG" (Jamaican Flicker Gooning)
"Bro I had so much fun last night, because I Jamaican Flicker Gooned for 12 hours!"
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the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.
Gooning is an effective way of conserving time, energy, and mind. You will study less, absorb more, and have more time for self-betterment. I present to you the goon method.
person A:"did you hear Kula failed that exam"
person B: "I heard he studied for like 2 days straight for that"
person A: " he clearly hasn't mastered the method the goon"
the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.
The faction mainly led by the minions on a mission to eradicate those damn gooners. They are usually seen possessing firearms and are ready to do anything to achieve their goal is their mission to stop people from gooning.People are either choosing to side with them or with the gooning smurfs.
Person 1:Haha now that i'm all alone in my room i'm going to start gooning
*Knock**Knock*
Person 1:Who is there?
Unknown voices: The goon police
Person 1:Oh shit fuck they are here the never goon army is at my doorstep
Goon police: surrender know or face the consequences
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A blumpkin goon is where you watch a vr porn video about getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit and jacking off
Tyler: Hey josh wanna go to the gym?
Josh: no thanks, I'm gonna blumpkin goon in a bit.
One who is insecure and vain as well as an outcast in the eyes of his/her peers.
If you don't like Jay Cutler you're a Nancy-Ass Goon