pig's ear

cockney rhyming slang meaning 'beer'.

"let's go down the rub-a-dub and have a pint of cold pig's ear."

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ear licking

Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotica.

Guy 1: Do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: Yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic

Guy 1: No no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic like a normal person
Guy 2: Oh okay, then no

ear licking

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ear candy

Candy you eat through your ears, although it hurts, and defans you, it tastes REEL gewd.

Ibrahim: Ali, Eat This Candy
Ali: How?
Ibrahim: Stick It in your Ear
Ali:...OWW
Ibrahim: HAHAHA!
Ali: I cant Hear You...
*Suddenly everyone comes and starts laughing for no reason, just like in scooby-doo, which reminds me, I HATE scooby doo*




Imran: Thats Wasnt Funny At All.

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EAR RUSTLER

SIMILAR TO THE HUSTLER, BUT THE RUSTLER HAS TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO PUT THE WORD OUT

AFTER SHANIQUA EAR RUSTLED AQUANETTA AND POOKIE'S CONVO, SHE RAN INTO THE LIQUOR STORE FOR A PHONE CARD, TO CALL HER COUSIN BONIFA AND GIVE HER THE WORD,CAUSE SHE A EAR RUSTLER.

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Small ears

Small ears = absolutely massive cock

Hey, you know jimmy right? He may have small ears but he rocked my world last night

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ear pumping

inserting the dick in the girls ear and having sex with it

"hey babe, to practice safe sex, how about we try ear pumping?"

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taxi ears

taxo ears means you have the biggest fucken ears ever.

Tommo: my grampa has taxi ears.
Ribbs(losty): hehe mine doesnt.

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