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adj. Describing something REALLY awesome, like the namesake. If using the word is contrary to your religious beliefs, it is acceptable to use the Spanish pronunciation: "hay-soose."
"The Harry Potter series is so jesus."
"Barack Obama is so jesus."
"My hair is so jesus today."
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something very cool/exiting/awesome
"Yo, that party last night was the Jesus!"
"I'm gonna get some new shoes. they are the Jesus."
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The saviour of low-budget, processed meat. Coming soon to a supermarket near you!
Jesus Ham: It's Christ-tastic!
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A term that has no meaning, but is used commonly in a state of anger and frustration. Also has nothing to with Religious beliefs.
"Jesus Piss! Where did that guy come from?"
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N. Meant as a derogatory description of fundamentalist Christians espousing "flakey" doctrine. Derived from cereal references. Rice Crispies, Rice Flakes etc.
"I wish that Jesus Crispy would stop trying to convert me."
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Any van larger than a "soccer mom" car can be called a "big jesus". The term alludes to such 4 row vans used by travelling church groups, which can seat around 8-10 people at maximum capacity. (These types of cars are also often used by campers and carpoolers.)
The term can be used as a size and appearance description with or without implication. A noncommittal use of the term in reference to one's own (or a friend's/family's) car can constitute the term as more of a pet name than sarcastic or mocking. However the term can easily be darkly mocking, mildly to moderately sarcastic and passive aggressive- a common implication being that that the speaker has a dislike or little patience for organized religions and their public visibility of character and/or influence common in areas like the American bible belt.
1: Person A- "Did you get stuck riding in the big jesus to the feild trip?"
Person B- "Ya, I was herded in with a bunch of other people."
2: Person A- "Mom's going to pick us up in big jesus."
Person B- "Ok."
3: (In a parking lot) Person A- "Yikes, look, it's a big jesus."
Person B- "Weirdos, freaks and bigots, oh my!"
Person A- "Hahaha, too true."
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