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Rub My Kitty

What she says when she wants a little love action on that pussy.

Rachel: Please come home. I need you to rub my kitty.

Roger: On my way!

by Eaton Holgoode December 05, 2018


Jizzy Dizzy Kitty

Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is all the rage with today’s TikTokkin’ youth, and also Ben Affleck. In order to play Jizzy Dizzy Kitty, you need:

1) A cat
2) A bed
3) A ceiling fan directly above the bed
4) The remote control for the ceiling fan
5) 12 feet of rope (a lighter gauge)
6) A step stool or 3-step ladder (optional)
7) A penis
8) A jar of Nutella
9) A cell phone with the TikTok app installed

Use the step stool or just stand on the bed and carefully tie the cat to the ceiling fan. Then, take your pants off and get in bed with the Nutella, the cell phone and the remote control to the ceiling fan. Carefully stuff your nutsack into the jar off Nutella and summon Satan or Beefassholebub or the demon of your choice. Then, turn on the ceiling fan. YES!!! Watch that kitty spin, dude! Let the cat’s cries of pleasure(?) begin to stir your pleasure in the genitals, and when erect, bear down on the clown (or whatever you call your dick). If you have trouble getting erect, though, keep twisting the Nutella jar clockwise and redouble your efforts in summoning the forces of darkness until the fires of Hell start your loins a’ burning. The goal of Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is, and this may be quite obvious by now, to ferociously ejaculate all over the cat while it swings gaily from the ceiling fan. Keep on crankin’ down with one hand, and use the other to scrapple together a TikTok video of yourself alive with pleasure. Fuck dance challenges.

Yeah man, I heard even Doggface420 took the Jizzy Dizzy Kitty challenge.

by Jaunty Diggles December 24, 2020


Kitty cut

A small or minor cut one person gets.

Molly : "Jim, I don't understand why you're wining so much? " It's just a kitty cut. "

by La French April 17, 2014


kitty water

when mouth waters at the mention of dick 💦

I’m starting to get a bad case of kitty water

by August 09, 2018


Kitty Gang

1. A group of boys (usually a group chat) that spill the tea on other classmates and plan pranks. They also use this chat to annoy each other, spread rumors and send images of other students known as 'blackmail'.

2. A clique of boys who make fun of others.

Jack: Yo man thanks for sending that blackmail of Lisa on to the Kitty Gang, she's gonna be so pissed lmao.
Liam: Hahaha I know right. Kitty Gang man.

by Karya Madden October 29, 2019


morbid kittie

a sexy female with a hott sexy attitude. she usually has an amazing body with gorgeous eyes. big boobs usually ranging from 34 D-DD. everyone wants to tap it and handle it. her name is usually kat, kathy, or kathleen.

that girl is a cute lil morbid kittie!

by morbidangel5150 August 01, 2008


Sphinx Kitty

Shaved Vagina; hairless cooch

I could pet that sphinx kitty all day.

by The_New_Moses June 30, 2009