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Maria

The girl your dumb ass lost

Maria

by The God himself bitch November 21, 2021


Maria

A bitch

Maria is a bitch

by C'mon bro July 14, 2022


Maria

Maria can read souls without ever looking into your eyes.

She knows everything and everyone without ever appearing to.

She’s not the type of girl who doesn’t listen and understand. She’s understands like it’s the natural thing to do and doesn’t show that she does unless it really matters.

It’s so easy to be impressed by a Maria that she’d rather not draw attention to this.

She is street wise without ever appearing street.

She has no noticeable physical flaws yet does not at all seem to care or pride herself in looks

It’s like her physical perfection is a weakness that must be overcome by being kind, sensitive, and everything else just to get your attention off of it.

She may not dress overly modest but she certainly isn’t trying too hard to get attention either.

If you see her and instantly think she’s the most beautiful girl ever and the most sweet, and you would do anything and more just to be by her side, then you’re not too different from every other guy she’s met.

She’s somehow in control of situations without ever having to seem tough or threatening or telling people who she knows, or who’s she’s dating (and she could date any well respected tough type of person if she wanted, but she doesn’t need to earn respect that way so she’s not even considering it)

She won’t tell you much about her.

She’s not insecure either. Some guys think a beautiful girl like her must be insecure to not want attention, but that’s not Maria.

Maria is the girl who has every single quality you told your friends you want in a girl, and when you told them, you thought that there was no way that one person have all of it, but there she is.

That’s Maria

by WeKnow_1234 December 26, 2024


Maria

flat feet, but always the best one forward

Person A: omg why are they walking like that
Person B: oh it’s just a maria

by bigjim91837193858193 May 21, 2024


Maria

She has the fattest ass you’ll ever see.
She gives the best head and makes ppl come in their pants. And she is always right and her boyfriend is always wrong.

Maria ? I wish I was her.

by Sexymexy222 November 23, 2021


Maria

Maria is an intense bitch, she's bigfoot and a lesbian. She's funny and kind when she wants to be, but she's also nasty. She loves tangerines and wearing grandpa's shirt and hats in winter.

That girl looks like Maria (intense lesbian).

She looks like Maria (girl with a face like she's going to fuck up your life)

by brocoli66 November 22, 2021


Maria

MARIA
She is a wattpad addict with standards higher than mount Everest and significant daddy issues. Her idea of love is Louis Patridge, harry potter boys except harry potter himself, Peter Pan, and of course THE RIDDLES. If you fall a Maria watch out. YOU HAVE TO IMPRESS HER. Her parents have such a romantic love that her expectations are impossible to meet in real life. However, if you do get a Maria, NEVER LET HER GO. She’s smart, but like book smart and the prettiest girl you will ever meet. Also, IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A SUGAR BABY, Maria is the one!

Clara: Omg Maria is so pretty if you want to impress her you really need to go big!
Karageorgiou: I know I need your help to think of how to get her attention!

by PatataTL November 20, 2021