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Like a cock block, but perpetrated by a female.
I was eyeballing a cute guy at that party last Thursday but I got taco blocked by that girl with the curly hair before I could make my move.
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If you do not know what Block Party is and you live in Pennsylvania, you've basically living under a rock all your fucking life. It is the biggest party in Pennsylvania, located at Bloomsburg University, a weekend or two before finals week, where every student on campus is annihilated with alcohol, pills and bud from 8 in the morning on Saturday till 3 in the morning on Sunday. The town is filled with students/friends from Temple, Penn State, Rutgers, Moravian, Bucknell, West Chester, St.Joes or any other school that is 2 1/2 to 3 hours away from school because they know it's the fucking place to be. Lightstreet, Main St and Iron St is just flooded with insanity and fucked up kids and that's how everyone likes it. Run out of beer? Don't worry Campus Beer will deliver it for you because you're too drunk to drive or even walk to it. After it is all said and done, you get Pizza at Naps or JoJo's just because it's open that late and you sleep till 4 pm on Sunday and do not remember a fucking thing that happened. Unless, you get arrested for being a belligerent piece of shit or find horse shit on your shoe from the Police riding them all over town. Other wise, you will have the time of your life with all your friends and end up hooking up with someone that you will never see in your life ever again.
Kid from Bloomsburg: You fucking coming to block party???
Kid from Temple: Fuck yeahhh man, I'm going to be drinking beers allllll day long with you! I'm bringing like 10 people with me, I don't know where they will be sleeping, but I don't give a fuck. I'm going to be drunk as fuck. It's going to fucking awesomeeee!
Kid from Bloomsburg: Hell yeah man! It will be a time to remember.
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(kids talking about block party and a party)
Bloomsburg Student: What is Block Pary?
Another student: I suggest you transfer out of this school tomorrow or leave the room before you get bitched around all night for asking such a fucking stupid question.
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Fleda Definition: When Someone Or Something Interferes With Your Game. There Are Three Levels To Cock Blocking
Level 1 Cock Block- When Someone Interferes With Your Game
Level 2 Cock Block- When You Intefere With Your Own Game
Level 3 Cock Block- When Your Shit Gets Chopped Off... Thrown In The Air... Shot Down... And Then A-Town Stomped On (Figuratively Speaking)
Ex. Level 1- Me And My Girl Were About To Fuck Until Drew Walked in and cock blocked us.
Ex. Level 2- Me And My Girl Were About To Fuck But I Went Limp and cock blocked myself
Ex. Level 3- Me And My Girl Were Fucking And I Was About To Cum, But my Friend Came In and I Shot Him... Damn Level 3... The Ulitimate Cock Block
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to interfere with a man trying to pick up a girl.
((Mike is Hitting on a Girl as Bobby Yells Across The Room))
Bobby : "Hey Mike did you get your herpes medicine yet?"
Mike : "Man, why you always tryna cock block me?!"
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cock-blocking
when your "friend's" jealousy attempts to find a way to prevent you from having sex.
Cock-blocking; my "friend" cock-blocked me last night so i milfed his mom.
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Also know as Cock-block. Commonly found at Fraternity party. Person A is talking to hot drunk chick, when his friend Person B comes up, equally as drunk and embarasses person A, to the point where drunk hot chick no longer wants to give up the buns.
"Dude, you cheesehead bastard. Why are u bringing up my sexual ineptitude in public?!? I could have SCORED!"
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The act of a large entity using their market influence to prohibit you from gaining access to a desired market.
e.g. Why does Microsoft have to come up in my house and cock block my access to that sales channel.
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