Table Vibes

A reference to alcohol and cocaine, as well as the behaviors associated with the consumption of those substances (i.e

That dude’s profile picture is giving table vibes.

table txting

to put your keyboard cell phone down on a table and place your hand(s) on it and type your txt message like a keyboard on a computer.

I was at a fast food place and I had a burger in my hand, but I had to txt someone, so I started table txting with my free hand.

table pour

Table pour: as a statement - implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. Make it to a dump bucket. Properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.

“Actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. This beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”

gay table

A table extension suited for a Hotas flightstick/throttle.

'How would you build a gay table?'

cut the table in half

Change the topic of the conversation

I’m getting tried of talking about this, let’s just cut the table in half

Table-ussy

Table pussy

Owen likes fuck "table-ussy"

Table licker

A word for a person with a severe mental illness

child: Look at that table licker mom!
mother: dont talk about madi g like that!