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Cloud-to-Table

The process that clean drinking water undergoes from the time that it rains and flows into the ocean, through our own bodies, as it's natural cycle.

We're doing a river clean-up festival with music, picnics, and pick-ups (litter); a whole Cloud-to-Table demonstration for Earth Day 2021 - can you please bring your guitar for a jam sesh during the festivities?

by mysticklemom April 17, 2021


Snoflake

Hyper-sensitive people who become offended on behalf of others... for fictional fantasies and futuristic, "what ifs..."

Snowflakes insult the intelligence of those who they become offended FOR;

because snowflakes refuse to allow anyone to speak-up for themselves on issues that the snowflake has absolutely ZERO personal connection to.

They just love to nit-pick details and be nasty-bitches, and any slight, no matter how harmless, will do.

We had to cancel Halloween this year when a Snoflake complained that EVERY costume was offensive

by mysticklemom October 31, 2018

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Smuggles

People who have so much money that they can smile warmly while explaining in the most kind, condescending way how they're going to fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

Betsy DeVos, one of the President's favorite Smuggles, will take away taxpayer money to fund public schools and give it to her private-school-owning-friends, so that your kid can work for her friends' kid, and make her friend's kid rich.

by mysticklemom January 18, 2019


Scottish Confetti

Similar to, "Irish Confetti," but instead of rocks and sticks being used as projectiles in a rebellious protest, the projectiles consist of feces and buckets of piss.

When they were publicly protesting the taxes on city water-pipes, Angus and his crew got so wound-up that they threw Scottish Confetti towards the Governor's podium; can someone please go bail them out?

by mysticklemom February 13, 2021


Snuffication

smothering new ideas and fresh perspectives by overwhelming them with demands, obstacles, rigid rules, and outright hostility, fully and enthusiastically expressed, so hard and fast that EVERYTHING, "NEW," gets snuffed-out before it's ever fully-formed and presented.

#BlackLivesMatter actually started back in 2015, but the first wave of the movement died of snuffication, from the wealthy investors, as usual.

by mysticklemom June 12, 2020


Screen-Breaking

When you unplug, eactivate your social media accounts, and disappear for a three-day weekend/holiday.

During quarantine, your Screen-Breaking options are Scrabble and homemade sushi, but we're planning a group camping trip for summer Screen-Breaking.

by mysticklemom April 27, 2020


Yawntrepreneurs

Freshly-minted college drop-outs using their trust-fund money to startup or over-buy obscure cryptocurrency so that they have a reason to apply their brilliant naming-skills to something other than new weed strains.

Bae: Who's renting the beach house this weekend?

Bae-Bae: Oh, the usual group of Yawntrepreneurs celebrating an up-week on their latest Gap, "Dog-E-Dawg-Coin;" it topped five bucks a piece on the crypto-markets, for three weeks in a row.

Bae: But they're paying us in U.S. Dollars, right?

by mysticklemom April 23, 2021