pecker pants

Pecker pants are not flood pants, as indicated by the other guy.

Pecker pants are any loose fitting pants such as sweat pants, pjs, track pants, etc that are worn with no underwear.

Ur pecker bulges out like a sore thumb, really noticeably.

Mom: OMG son, I can see your junk thru those pants!

Son: Mom, u suck! Stop checking out my meatspin when I come down the stairs.

Mom: Well stop wearing those pecker pants and I'll get back to making u cookies.

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stirrup pants

Women's stretch pants that feature a strap that goes underneath the wearer's foot.

Overweight women should NEVER, EVER wear stirrup pants!!

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Whore pants

Whore pants or Whorepants are really short shorts that are similar to daisy dukes but they aren't necessarily made from denim. the difference between Daisy Dukes and Whore pants is Whore pants is when they are made from denim they are not frayed at the leg opening instead they have a hem because they were made to be really really small where daisy dukes are just jeans that have the legs cut off.

Jay- Hey look at that chick wearing those Daisy Dukes.
Tim- Those ain't daisy dukes those are Whore pants.
Jay- Oh.

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sad pants

A variation on sad panda. When you're so sad, you need an inanimate object to describe the depths of your despair.

Tia: "I can't believe we missed our flight!"

Kai: "Sad pants."

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grumble pants

An otherwise cute person pretending to be an asshole.

"Claire, stop being such a grumble pants"

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titty pants

when your titties sag so low they touch and/or need to be tucked into your pants.

it's pretty windy out, good thing she's got her titty pants on... don't want that shit blowing away.

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foot pants

Socks...... pants for the feet.... dumbass.

"Come on we are going to be late."

"One sec I just have to get on foot pants."

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