putting up 4

means tyler gets no play

putting up 4 means tyler gets no play

Put Down Player

One who trashes his roomates for being a complete and utter cat litter at rocket league

He always is trashing on max for only having 14 points, HE/HIM must be a put down players

put the team on her

Putting the whole team on her describes sharing pussy with the whole squad, cause sharing is caring.

“Hey did you bag Sarah last night” “yea I smashed and put the team on her”

Put some lipstick on it

A way to ask for oral sex.

Husband: "Honey, come here and look at this."

Wife: "Gregory, put that thing away."

Husband: "Why don't you put some lipstick on it."

put it in her dog

penetration of a male into a female's ass

I heard Erik was desperately trying to put it in her dog last night, but she wasn't having it.

put out to stud

Putting a hot and horny male stud (horse or man) into the pasture so that he can impregnate female horses (ponies).

Horse trainer A: Man, I'm gonna put Seabiscuit out to stud, he just is no good on the track anymore and his dick is almost done workin'.

Horse trainer B: Yeah man, there's nothing left for him. He's gotta be put out to stud.

Guy: I'm going out to stud tonight! Fuck this horse! Let's hit the bars!

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Put on your condom

to fasten one's seatbelt. The similarities between the two are endless: everyone hates them, they are for protection, not wearing them can be quite risky, and girls never use them.

Steve: Hey, Andrew, put on your condom. This could be a rough ride.

Andrew: Shut up Steve. But I guess I should...

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