When she’s on her period and a guy cums inside of her, crust = vagina, period = tomato sauce, cum = cheese, and dick = pepperoni
“Dude I totally gave her a queef pizza last night
"Sometimes it may sound like a fifty cent piece being dropped into a day old pav..."
Has also been recorded sounding like the last coffee in a broken percolator...
"May sometimes sound like that naughty little pig being chased by an annoyed farmer...sounded like a queef wave"
A fart expelled from the anus as a result of anal sex rather than digestion.
Morty removed his peen from my ass and I immediately fired off a loud poo queef that startled the dog.
A extremely wet queef which breaks the sound barrier
Example: Man 1: Yo what was the sound last night?
Man 2: My girlfriend sonic queefed while we were fucking, sorry bro.
A female that queefs so much and so loud they could be considered the queen of queefs
“That was so loud! She’s would be a good queef queen”
when a woman's fart bubble travels frontwards to her vagina and is released.
Susie, did you just surrogate queef? Verb
What's a surrogate queef? Noun
Your mother is a surrogate queef...lol roasted. Adjective