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When as a hot babe approaches you, she makes subtle eye contact, then looks away for approximately 4 seconds so you can check out her goods with neither of you feeling uncomfortable.
Guy1: Dude, how did she not bust the way you were oggling?
Guy2: It's cool, she gave me the 4 second obligatory
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I witnessed the second cumming of Jesus at the party last night.
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One half minute of rough sex, followed by a premature ejaculation.
That chick at the bar is pretty hot.
Yeah, I'd put her through 30 seconds of hell.
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1. Term used to describe an extremely fast "Number 2." This includes the entire sitting down, wiping, and hand washing portion of the poop. It does not have to be exactly 5 seconds but anything under 30 seconds can be considered a "5 Second Deuce"
2. Common nickname given to people with the ability to poop at extremely high speeds.
I was late for school but I had to poo so badly that I had to take a 5 Second Deuce so that I wouldn't be late for the bus.
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1) What Mindy says to Joel when he is telling her to go take a shower because she smells like ass.
2) What Mindy says to Joel when he "finishes" too early....
"Just give me a Mother Fucking Second."
"Really....thats it....I didn't even feel it....it was like a Mother Fucking Second"
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A 30 Second Sam is someone who can't control their urges while in class. They masturbate to random girls in class and doesn't bother to conceal themself. Ususally a 30 Second Sam is someone who is a social out cast and is shunned for constant masturbation. The 30 seconds is how long it takes for him to start masturbating and finish. And they like their own sperm. When the 30 seconds is up, it is common for him wipe it in his hair and smell his finger, with a bright red face.
Person 1= "Why is that kid Masturbating in class?"
Person 2= " Oh he is just a 30 Second Sam"
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The awkward moment where a girl allows you to enter her Anal cavity with your pork sword only for you to prematurely ejaculate after 5 seconds.
A guy walks into work and approaches his colleague: "Hey Dave last night were a right old travesty, Tina finally allowed me to go down brown town and I only lasted 5 seconds... Total 5 seconds of Bummer man!"
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