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When a llama has a shartgasm all over people or fellow llama friends
That was a nasty llama shart and I got flipping soaked!!!!
When a man shits in a bucket then dumps the bucket over his head
I just took a “ Russian Shart Shower” it was so smelly
The all mighty lord that farts and poops her pants on a daily basis. Whenever someone comes near her, they pass out from the immense fart smell.
OMG, DID YOU SEE THE SHART GOD EARLIER?
SHE ALMOST POOPED HERSELF AGAIN
Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.
Offering unsolicited knowledge
we're having dinner, trying to work out what to do, and he keeps knowledge sharting about the history of carrots
A Shart Flap is a piece of absorbent material, like bamboo cloth, sewn into the back of Commando brand shorts to prevent visibility of any shart aftermath.
Thank God my Commando shorts had a shart flap or people could see my Taco Bell accident that snuck up on me.
When you are
1. scared to death
2. Pooping your pants
3. overly excited
that scared me so much, I was so close to Sharting my britches