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When you don't have time to take a shower so you spray cologne all over your body and clothes to give yourself a freshly showered smell.
I'm running super late to work so I'm just going to take a quick Persian shower!
When you fart in a stand up shower, the smell immediatly reaches your face and nose, when you fart an then cant breath in the shower.
Yo, man you dont look so good did you just Shower fart in there.
Blehhhh i cant breath i just shower farted
When a man masturbates in the shower,
This one time at band camp, i was scrubbing my balls and before i knew it, i had produced many shower babies.
when one takes a massive shit from great heights. generally while positioning one's self atop of a public bathroom stall, placing the feet and hands at all four corners.
i was totally jonesing for a thrill so i decided to pull a meteor shower at the bus station just to pass the time.
When you are sweaty and stinky already and you use a stick deodorant to attempt to cover the smell. Since you smell already, the smells just blend . This is usually done before work(skipping a shower) or on the way to the bar.
"Hold on, I'll be right there. I gotta take a Polish Shower"
Taking a shower only once every two weeks, or never.
Hipster: Should I buy that rare "Joy Division" EP, or should I buy soap?
Innocent Bystander: Nevermind the EP, you stink. Get the soap, you must only take Hipster Showers.