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A name of “masterbation”
Mom: “come eat dinner Alex!”
“One second I’m doing the “5 knuckle shuffle”
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Multi-player game where chairs are placed in a circle equivalent to the number of players. One person is chosen to stand in the middle, leaving one seat open. All the other players must move to the right to fill the seats when the phrase "Shuffle your buns" is uttered. If the player in the middle sits in the empty chair, the player to the left must replace them in the middle. It is sometimes made more challenging by adding a ball or throwing object to be tossed through the circle to the players seated. If the player in the middle catches the object, the one who threw it must replace them in the middle. If the object falls to the ground, the last player who touched it replaces the middle player if they pick it up first.
"Shuffle your buns!!!" Scramble to fill the seat to the right.
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Fresh off the crabbin boat, after your first hit off your meth pipe. Grab your gal and your pound of crabs, proceed to stuff the crabs into your women till they start shuffling around like a chicken with it's head cut off. Tell her "You ain't ready for this meth hound doll"
Guy 1- "get any crabs yesterday?"
Guy 2- "nah bub used em all for the Guinea Mans Shuffle."
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Part of a common refrain when someone, typically a social justice warrior, complains about some other group of people doing something they do not like. The complaint is often something completely random and more often than not, utterly trivial. It tends to be related to the fictional concept of cultural appropriation, but it can be about any random complaint.
The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.
Complainer: Using a fork and putting a napkin in your lap at a Chinese restaurant is racist and clear white supremacy!
Response: Those damn white people and their...
shuffles deck, draws card,
silverware and table manners.
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Very funny term for masturbation.
"I'm so embarrassed, my mom caught me doin the five finger knuckle shuffle."
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When you take a goat and put its back legs in your rubber boots with your legs in them and perform an animal kingdom nasty dance. (aka- Goat boning or sheep shagging)
Branden was from kansas and got bored/horny one day. So he broke into a local farm with his high flooder's on and performed the Kansas City Shuffle on a lone goat.
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The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.
Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.