national white people shut up day

30 September, where all white people shut up because poc are tired of hearing them speak out their asses.

shhhh, you're yt. today is not your day. today is national white people shut up day

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driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.

Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.

Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

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how to make your friend shut the hell up

SLAP DAT BITCH

how to make your friend shut the hell up

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Show Up, Shut Down, Clock In and Check Out.

This phenomenon describes how some people react to undesirable and uninspiring work situations. This phenomenon is mainly applicable to people working boring, mindless jobs, most of whom perform rote work -- e.g., data entry -- or are paid simply simply for their presence -- e.g., a booth attendant. Activities that constitute 'shutting down' and checking out' include: napping, reading, sending excessive/unnecessary text messages, and listening to one's iPod.

Elliott: I'm surprised Tom hasn't gotten more sleep today -- doesn't he have to work the graveyard shift tonight?
Mark: Yeah, but remember, he's a booth attendant in the middle of the night...he's just going to Show up, Shut down, Clock in and Check out.

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shut up about among us memes

rather short copypasta being spammed on discord that mods dont detect as copypasta cause they havent seen it before due to the fact it is fairly new as of typing

SHUT UP about among us memes! NOBODY LIKES IT and we're ALL tired of seeing it! On reddit every FUCKING MEME is just that STUPID CREWMATE. On YOUTUBE all the VIDEOS are AMONG US SHITPOSTS! I go to my christian grandmother's house and her picture of Jesus I see it and go "Jesus more like JESUS BUN BUM DONG DING DING DANG DING DING DING, DU DING DING" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASPajfdsjdfskdhfjHHSJKJAJFSFAJFUHF

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How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!

A way of saying "Shut the fuck up", usually used in Internet forums.

"How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

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How about a nice cup of Shut The Fuck Up?

One of many things to say to someone that needs to stop talking nonsense or bothering you.

I told those loud-mouthin fat-ass black chicks to have a nice cup of shut the fuck up. I was surprised when they actually tried to.

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