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Sarcastic comment to insinuate the awesomeness of a specific event, situation, action, circumstance, other noun, etc. Can be used in both a positive or negative context, but usually the latter.
Dude, mandatory community service is smokin' balls!
Man, your pictures from last night were so f'ed up; what were you smoking?
Dude, smokin' balls!
When your testicles are permanently flattened beyond recognition from being shoved into the tight pants you wore to the discotheque.
Since the eighties I’ve had such debilitating shame about my disco balls!
When a female successful deepthroats a man's penis until her lips are on his balls.
I asked for some lips on balls head from my fiancee, and she delivered!
The basketball player who:
a) never passes to anyone on his team and always tries to drive it to the hoop, unsuccessfully every time and:
b) the kid who is way overaggressive on the court and shoves/argues every call/gets a tad physical.
Example 1
Referee (after watching him take 5 steps): travel
Ball Douche: What the f*ck is wrong with you the rules say you can take 2 d*mn steps after dribbling! I took two, you call a travel, and your mom is out in the bleachers crying from embarrassment because her adopted he/she whatever you are SUCKS!
Example 2
Player 1: (subtly boxes out Ball Douche)
Ball Douche: (throws right hook, jabs the player in the mouth, tackles him, steps on his nuts, breaks his ribs, stabs him with a homemade mini-spear through the arm, breaks his femur, dislocates players other arm from his shoulder, and puts peanut butter on his toes so they will be eaten by rabid squirrels wielding light sabers)
when you have the money to purchase something you want, but are afraid to spend it.
"dude, youve got enough cash, but if you just keep staring at that flat screen, youre just gonna get jew-balls!"
An expression to describe someone who is willing to risk or gamble with extreme consequences should they lose.
"You better be careful before you put your balls on the table."
Man 1: Ok, I'm all in.
Man 2: Shiiit, me too.
Man 3: I see the balls are on the table tonight.
very crowded, a lot of people in one place
it was ass to balls in that club