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Where your girl has a bush so thick it gives u carpet butn
Dave:yo heard u banged lottie
Jack:yah it was good fun but i got mad carpet/carpetburn
Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.
Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.
Dude i ended up rolling out the white carpet, fuck catching the clap from some hobo
carpet splunking
Ah shiiittt, Hunter's looking to rock up! He's carpet splunking again!
To fart with but cheeks pressed directly on the floor.
Damn dudes playing insane solos on the carpet drums since we left taco bell.
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An oblong piece of excrement(Human or Animal) on a carpet
Bro,there's a carpet log in your living room.
Look, all I'm asking is that he cleans up the Connery carpet. Shit's getting too thick, aint no one gonna get with that.
a large load in a females pubic hair from a males ejaculatory glands
i laid a new piece of jizz carpet on your mother last night.