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this guy is very sexuial yet careing cute yet ugly an smart yet stupid he is the king of all asshole and needs his own award for it. also my phone batteray last longer then his relationships.
looks like we got another matt burgher
Matt P wow where do I start with this person? He is a humble, majestic monkey who loves to interrupt people! I don’t think I have ever met some one who loves to interrupt people as much as he does, this man is a nice, athletic, foodie and who stands for what’s right most of the time at least!
Hey have you seen Matt p?
No why
Because he’s just interrupting all of us!
Hashtag don’t be like Matt and interrupt people
Someone who fucks all the time. He pulls all of the ladies in the world. They love his receding curly hair and his facial pubes. He also has the Guinness World Record for having the largest cock.
Girl 1: Do you know Matt Pfeffer?
Girl 2: No but I heard he has a huge cock!
Girl 1: Yeah I wasn’t able to walk for a week after.
When two gay men have butt sex. When a man sticks his cock in a mans ass. The only way gays can enjoy sex.
Dude: Lets Matt Cutler
Dude 2: Yeah, ram me hard baby.
Dude 2: I can't walk!!
Is a huge DADDY!
Matt Smith is so hot and charming and funny!
Matt Smith is such a daddy
A subpar basketball player who hands out condoms to hobos in the park whilst slurping some hearty noodle soup in preparation for a jerk off session with the chick from Human Resources before a 4pm snooze.
I was tryna get some quick d but this dude was bein such a matt prior I had to make a stealthy escape