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The act of watching video footage or witnessing vehicles that are equipped with train horns and watching videos of them in action.
Yo look at that honduhh scaring the crap out of the people in the parking garage!! That's horn porn right there!
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i live out in the boonies, and i may have an explanation for this phenomenon:hunting trips. a lot of times when a group of guys go out on a hunting trip, they will take advantage of the fact that theres no women around (wives, kids, etc.) and pick up/bring along some porn to look at and even trade (plus what else are you going to to do when you're out in the woods with a bunch of guys for a couple days?) obivously they would only be packing magazines for this kinda of a trip. if you know some guys who usually go out on hunting trips, check out their hunting vehicle (usually an old beat up truck or van) and you'll probably find a poorly concealed stack of porn mags. apparently its a pretty common occasion for this sort of thing; like a coming of age deal, or simply a way to trade porn between friends without worrying about possible scrutiny from the wimmins. woods porn is often a result of this activity, although sometimes its just from someone trying to get rid of their old stuff without risking their family finding it in the trash can. obviously its a lot less common nowadays, with the internet, and an overall more socially acceptable opinion of porn.
Woods Porn was the holy grail of youth
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The act of downloading large porn videos at night so when you wake up the next morning you get a bunch of new porn, kinda like opening presents on Christmas Day.
"So you get lucky last night"
"No, I got rejected by every chick at the bar last night so I went home and downloaded some porn and passed out. When I woke up this morning I had a bountiful Porn Christmas with a gigobyte of new porn to unwrap!"
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When 2 limbless persons record porn.
"Do you watch nugget porn?"
"Hell no, thats fucked up"
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A type of rule 34 that's just lego characters bumping into each other. 100% of people who watch/make roblox porn are neckbeards, have zero real-life friends and range from the ages 12-26.
Guy 1: I like jerking off to roblox porn!
Guy 2: You're disgusting. How do you like lego porn?
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When guys get together for man-2-man fuck sessions. Gets the pizzle drizzlin' for some females.
I walked in the porta-porn place one day and saw some gay porn. Two men sweating it out, grindin' ass-to-ass? What's wrong with that? Got me hot. If straight men can ogle lesbians, why can't us girls drool over two dicks,hmm?
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Back in the good ol' days of insecure, pop-up infested IE, this would occur when you "accidentally" enter a porn site that throws pop-ups at you at lightning speed, and as soon as you get out of one pop-up, another one would come up. You could spend hours on the internet stuck in a porn loop. If you're lucky, a porn loop could even go as far as changing your desktop background to a pair of giant breasts and changing your homepage to another infinite porn loop.
Yes. Tech Support? Hello. I've been stuck in a porn loop for 2 weeks and it's ruining my social life. I typed in goggle.com instead of google.com, so now I am franticly closing smut window after smut window. What should I do?
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