noun or adj.
a place or group of people, in which the majority of the those present are male
Example without using word: This party is turning into a total sausage fest.
Derivitive:
total sasauge fest
total sasuage - uage = total sas
total sas = turtle sauce
Dude, this party is so turtle sauce.
If any more guys come to this dance, I'm going to bounce, its turning into a turtle sauce.
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What happens to males when they swim in cold water. The action of the penis retracting into the body to save heat.
Oh my god! I have turtle dick.
The water is so cold I got turtle dick
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The shittiest neighborhood in the Pittsburgh area. It is a place where rats and trash sell drugs to each other and commit hate crimes for fun. Residents call themselves "Crickers", because they are stupid hicks. It is the home of Woodland Hills, a.k.a. Woody high, a disgraceful institution for the lowest of human life.
I went down to Turtle Creek to watch Central Catholic pound Woody high, and I got shot 18 times.
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A turtle cock is an uncircumcised dick that retreats into the foreskin, leaving just the tip exposed - thus resembling a turtle with its head poking out. A turtle cock is usually accompanied by a serious muzzie
Not to be confused with turtle cawk
bro 1: Look at the turtle cock on that motherfucker!
bro 2: I bet you he has a fat muzzie to go along with it!
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Dr. Quinn's BIZARRO counterpart.
Quinn: "Why does my guy look like an egg, how is that--"
Turtle face: "Bizarro!"
Quinn: "OH DEAR SWEET GAWD!"
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a motion with the hands done during an awkward moment.
you put one hand on top of the other, palms down, and move your thumbs in a circular motion
Will you marry me?
what??? NO!
awkward turtle...
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that "throwing up in your mouth" shit.
Dude I just turtle juiced and it left such a nasty taste.
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