Turtle Sauce

noun or adj.

a place or group of people, in which the majority of the those present are male

Example without using word: This party is turning into a total sausage fest.

Derivitive:
total sasauge fest

total sasuage - uage = total sas

total sas = turtle sauce

Dude, this party is so turtle sauce.

If any more guys come to this dance, I'm going to bounce, its turning into a turtle sauce.

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turtle dick

What happens to males when they swim in cold water. The action of the penis retracting into the body to save heat.

Oh my god! I have turtle dick.

The water is so cold I got turtle dick

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turtle creek

The shittiest neighborhood in the Pittsburgh area. It is a place where rats and trash sell drugs to each other and commit hate crimes for fun. Residents call themselves "Crickers", because they are stupid hicks. It is the home of Woodland Hills, a.k.a. Woody high, a disgraceful institution for the lowest of human life.

I went down to Turtle Creek to watch Central Catholic pound Woody high, and I got shot 18 times.

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Turtle Cock

A turtle cock is an uncircumcised dick that retreats into the foreskin, leaving just the tip exposed - thus resembling a turtle with its head poking out. A turtle cock is usually accompanied by a serious muzzie

Not to be confused with turtle cawk

bro 1: Look at the turtle cock on that motherfucker!
bro 2: I bet you he has a fat muzzie to go along with it!

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turtle face

Dr. Quinn's BIZARRO counterpart.

Quinn: "Why does my guy look like an egg, how is that--"

Turtle face: "Bizarro!"

Quinn: "OH DEAR SWEET GAWD!"

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awkward turtle

a motion with the hands done during an awkward moment.

you put one hand on top of the other, palms down, and move your thumbs in a circular motion

Will you marry me?

what??? NO!

awkward turtle...

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Turtle Juice

that "throwing up in your mouth" shit.

Dude I just turtle juiced and it left such a nasty taste.

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