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german hip for “this is it”
bro where did you get this spleef. this shits uber das.
When the girl is driving and can't give you road head she has to tug you instead.
Baby I know you are driving and can't give me some road head. How about a uber tug???
When someone leaks out of the trousers onto the seat of an Uber drivers car.
You fuck stick! You Uber stained me!
When you throw up in an Uber and despite trying to pay off the driver you still wake up to a $200 cleaning fee charge.......you just bought yourself a pair of Uber shoes.
Despite Stephanie and Becca's attempt to pay the driver extra cash, the picture of chunks of McDonald's in his speaker explained to Kayla why she was charged for Uber shoes.
An individual who, in their pursuit of being racist, has transcended the ordinary boundaries of bigotry. Their discriminatory tendencies are not merely pedestrian; they are omniversal cosmic in scale, spanning dimensions and timelines.
*I'm talking about you, Skyler.*
Skyler: Good morning, everyone. I'm your new teacher, Skyler. Today, we will begin with an introductory topic: racism.
Kaiser: Awww, fawk... $200 says he's about to cook up some Uber Racist level out-of-pocket shit
Fujimoto: ...
Uber Baseball, some times refered to as /b/ (// being 'U'), is a game played by boys starting around the age of 13 and lasting anywhere from 16+. As you might have guessed, it is a sexual game played by oneself. For those of you who are dense, Im talking about wanking. You can guess where baseball comes in, that bat acting as your penis ofc, but where does Uber come from? Well, from the early age that the game is played, kids usually dont know what they are doing yet. Uber comes from the act of the 13 year old vigorously and vicariously pumping his stick because it feels great and he doesnt know that playing to 'Uber' could potentially cause a bleed not to mention be very sore after the game.
Hey guys! I found this awesome new game last night called Uber Baseball! Its a really cool game but it makes you really sore afterwards.
Oh i remember when i first played that game! My big bro told me its easier to hit the ball if you lube your bat up before the big game!
When a self-driving car kills you.
Check for driving cars before you cross the stre -- OMG!!! Joey! Joey just got ubered!!!