Wank and Dank

Jerking off and smoking high quality weed

Tyrone:What have you been doing lately?
John:I’ve just been doing the wank and dank

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y wank

The act of lying back on your shoulders, with your legs raised, and feet apart, so that as you come, your spunk dribbles straight onto your own face. The shape of your body forms a letter 'Y'.

"I had to brush my teeth extra hard this morning, I treated myself to a Y wank before work"

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Wank Chariot

This Phrase is a combination of the well renouned word "wank" which means to jerk, as in jerk off. An chariot as in a most prestigious form of transport/recreation, like a bed or public transport. With linking these two words you can come to the conclusion that wank chariot is a place where you can go an feel like a king an more powerfull whilst you enjoy a fine masturbation marathon.

"Sorry guys I can't come out for a drink to tonight, I am going to my wank chariot for a quick couple then going for an early nights sleep"

"there is nothing like going home to your own wank chariot"

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Power-Wank

In the case of extreme horniness and unable to find the proper equipment (magazines,internet,movies etc)and you are in a public place (school,work etc). A power-wank is the answer. Max time 30 seconds. You go into that loo and bash at your member so hard your hand almost falls off.

Can be used in competition: who can wank the quickest. Wud only advise if reali drunk or you dont mind group masturbation

"Joe you were quick in the loo?"
"oh thx just went for a power-wank to clean the pipes"

"go"
"go"
"go"
"WHEY"

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Wank the Tank

To masturbate; bust a nut. Energize one selfs penis for sexual pleasure.

Origin: From the english slang word, Wank and the Gujarati tānkũ meaning "underground cistern.

Phrase Coined by the BBCF in early 21st Century. Experts guess around September of 2011.

Alex: Hey guys you want to go to the party tonight and Frank's house?

Jesse: Yeah that sounds sweet

Billy: I can't go. I have to furiously "wank the tank" to some new Kate Upton nude pics.

Jesse: Oh that's right, I can't make it either.

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Wank-a-lot

British term.
Term to call someone who obviously wanks a lot and therefore neglecting his work, school work, girlfriend, life etc

-"Hey that Edwin kid got held back a year because he fucked up his exams"
-"What a wank-a-lot!"

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Wank Badge

A wank badge is a moustache, as the majority of those who have a moustache are wankers. Eg. Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussain, Burt Reynolds.

Dave, you look like a idiot, why did you grow that wank badge all over your top lip?

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