this is the day where you finally kiss your gf named shydaisha
oh look , it’s national kiss shydaisha day.
on national kelise day , all you do is be nice to a kelise and do anything she wants you to :)
“oh shit it’s national kelise day!”
April 8th is national bring your cart to school day! This is a day to relax and just hang out in school, ripping the cart with no worries. In fact, most school administrators completely allow carts on this day, but they don’t want you to know that
Guy 1: Yo it’s April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Day!!!!
Guy 2: LFG!!!
2👍 1👎
a girl who has a crush on a boy ask them out on november 12
girl hey so i like you and i wanna be with you
boy wow i mean i do to
girl omg yes (thanks national girl ask out boy day)
You find a person named Joseph and follow all of their orders and they are basically a king for a whole day. This day is every November 6th.
This is very good for people named Joseph because they can get whatever they want. For example, if you have a PS5, and they ask for it, you have to give it to them. BUT... THERE ARE RULES.
Rules:
You can't stay away from the Joseph you know, you have to go to them if it is National Joseph Day.
You must listen to them because they would listen to YOU on your national day. (Because Josephs are so cool)
You can't ask for your stuff back or hold grudges on Joseph after National Joseph Day.
Emily: Did you know it's National Joseph Day today?
Paul: Wait really..? I need to go see Joseph RIGHT NOW!!!
5 minutes later...
Paul: Oh, master Joseph, what shall I do for you?
Joseph: I want all your money, all your video games, and basically like everything.
A day where we celebrate the creation of delicious brownies so go out there and eat some brownies with your family and friends!