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auld lang syne sex

This refers to sex that occurs between two individuals who once had a relationship, whether married or girlfriend-boyfriend, but who are no longer affiliated. Auld lang syne sex occurs when one or both of the people involved enjoyed the sexual aspect of the relationship, even if they broke up or grew apart.

Jeremy and Jessica had their differences, and ultimately divorced. However, they still got together from time to time for some auld lang syne sex. They figured that they had really terrific sex with each other; and, since they had once been married, it was really okay.

by evil pop tart December 11, 2009

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what the heckk... sex penis?

is when u dont fookin know what sex penis is

Person 1: I have a girlfriend she kisses me for a long time
Person 2: What the heckk... sex penis?

by WhatTheHeckk September 22, 2020

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Title of your sex tape

Some people heard it from Brooklyn nine nine

Something that sounds weird and wrong in a sexual way

Person: Iโ€™m horrible at this. When can we stop?

Person 2: Iโ€™m horrible at this. When can we stop? Title of your sex tape.

by Goozery February 27, 2019

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Gay Nigga Booty Sex

Gay nigga booty sex

i love gay nigga booty sex

by Gay Nigga Booty Sex June 7, 2019

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consensual sex in the missionary position

The most disgusting act one can engage in.

Jesus christ what a sick bastard, I heard he has consensual sex in the missionary position.

by Anonymous101100 October 18, 2008

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gay thwart sex incest

Cambridge Dictionary defines "thwarting" as the action of a gay male putting his testicles into a another gay male's anus and deliberately attempting to catch HIV; or, when a gay male puts his entire mouth, teeth and all, into the anus, to eat out the HIV.

In the case of gay thwart sex incest, it is combined with convential homosexual fornication, between blood-related family members.

This is a fact, according to Yahoo Answers user Billie - a general practitioner of 38 years.

Normal person - You're ugly.

Gay person - FUCK YOU. Try do what you want, i will fucking gay thwart sex incest you

by Curryshak2 October 17, 2013

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Bandera bread sex trade

This is when you are lucky enough to meet a woman who will do anything for bandera bread... So naturally, the bread is exchanged for sexual favors...

I just found out my girlfriend is so crazy about bandera bread, that the bandera bread sex trade is the next logical step to take 'cause she'll put out anytime I talk about going to Boston Pizza.

by Bog-man November 1, 2016

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