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Gordie Howe played pro hockey in parts of 5 decades. The Gordie Howe Sex Club is when you have sex with people born in five different decades.
"Hey, I saw you hitting on that cougar chick last night, what was with that?"
"It was perfect, she was born in 1959, so now I can punch my membership in the Gordie Howe Sex Club."
"Sweet, I guess I have to wait until 2018 to get mine."
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The 5th studio album by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, released on September 24, 1991. The band's breakthrough album that brought them mainstream success with songs like "Give It Away" and "Under the Bridge." Supposedly the band's best album according to music critics. Their first album with producer Rick Rubin of Warner Bros.
Track Listing:
1. The Power of Equality
2. If You Have to Ask
3. Breaking the Girl
4. Funky Monks
5. Suck My Kiss
6. I Could Have Lied
7. Mellowship Slinky in B Major
8. The Righteous & the Wicked
9. Give It Away
10. Blood Sugar Sex Magik
11. Under the Bridge
12. Naked in the Rain
13. Apache Rose Peacock
14. The Greeting Song
15. My Lovely Man
16. Sir Psycho Sexy
17. They're Red Hot
The song "Soul To Squeeze" recorded along with this album was released as a single in 1993 and included on the Greatest Hits CD.
The documentary titled "Funky Monks" showed the band during the recording process for Blood Sugar Sex Magik, and shows the feelings and emotions of the band that would then be put onto the songs on album.
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usually a hopeless romantic that dreams of having a soulmate and or got hurt by their ex. Seeking comfort and nostalgia of memories they once had from a previous relationship through the lyrics.
Where's Chris?
Oh you know, he's a cigarettes after sex fan so most likely in his room napping to them.
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A saying or feeling that you get when you did something wrong that hurt you or other, or you we're suppose to do, but received pleasure in the from of sex.
In the end, you got fucked and nothing else mattered
The movie Avatar:
"Betray the entire human race? Doesn't matter had sex!"
I Just Had Sex(song):
"She kept looking at her watch. Doesn’t matter had sex.
But I cried the whole time. Doesn’t matter had sex.
I think she might have been a racist. Doesn’t matter had sex.
She put a bag on my head. Still counts."
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The act of 2 gay niggas having butt sex
Tyrone: Nah we ain't gay we just homie sexual
Tyjohn: damn straight lets have gay nigga butt sex.
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Ice cream churner sex is the act of banging a new mother in the doggystyle position while reaching underneath and milking her lactating tits in to a bucket. After you blow your load on her back, you take the bucket and churn her breast milk with ice to make fresh ice cream which you then promptly eat out of the crack of her ass.
Since Louisa gave birth her boobs have been so big and awesome looking filled up with milk! I threw her down last night and enjoyed some ice cream churner sex!
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Person hello
Sanford Sex now *becomes sex toy freddy*
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