The Asshole of a male, also considered a "boypussy". who plays a lot of videogames, and defines himself as a gamer. By definition, the asshole is considered an E-pussy, when the diameter of the asshole does not exceed the diameter of an 18 year old males thumb.
"damn, i smashed that mans asshole yesterday. it was tight like a real E-pussy"
"boy, that guys asshole fit tightly aorund my thumb. just like a real E-pussy"
male1: "man, i dont know if you could consider my asshole as a real E-pussy" male2: "well, it is being defined by an 18 year old males thumb, so let me check.mhm. yeah, it is a real E-pussy!"
(verb)-the act of bailing at the last second
(noun)-one who's to scared to man up and do his shit
Quit being a little pussy-wing and finish it!
Tom was gonna ask her out but he totally pussy-wing (ed).
the act of putting pop rocks in your pussy
Ebony and Joseph were poppin' pussy!
Man, I’ve been hitting that prison pussy so much lately, I think I’m growing a toenail on the head of my cock.
Classified pussy refers to any sex that a man has been having that he doesn’t want his friends or girlfriend to know about.
Most often, the classified pussy in question turns out to be another man’s asshole.
Person 1: what happened to Joel the other night, I didn’t see him after the male stripper left the party
Person 2: don’t mention that to joes girlfriend, he was smashing some classified pussy that night
future pussy: (n) The maximization of sexual possibilities in the future via small gesture.
''Bro! i was snap chatting this broad and was definitely getting mad future pussy.''