The dilettante politician oozed over to the podium, and started telling fat face lies.
When you have a allergic reaction and your face becomes all weird looking like in anime
Bro i touched a mushroom and i got bowser faced hard
Another word for faceplant, When your face hits/fucks the ground.
Holly shit cunt he just face fucked the ground hahahahaha holly fuck you all good cunt?
What oh fuck I face fucked it real hard aye cunt hahaha,
Ya face fucked it off your bike cunt .
When you fill a water gun with high-proof alcohol like vodka and give girls shots , the alcohol eventually gets all over their face. you then take a lighter and light the alcohol on her face. Then you jack off and nut on her face to put the flame out.
I hit that blonde bitch with the fiery face fuck and now she won't talk to me anymore!
When one regrets opening their mouth about something.
Then I shall shit my face.
Preparing too much/ drawing too much for an inevitable situation that doesn’t happen or happens way later
Harold Camping outlived his prediction of the rapture, and news reporters from all around Colorado came to his house to tell him about the cheese on his face.