i-Ready

i-Ready is a website that is meant to teach children math and reading. Unfortunately, i-Ready is not very good at its job as it makes many peoples grades lower than what they should be.

Teacher: "Okay class, I know this is a new year and all, and you want it to be easy. But you have to do 30 i-Ready lessons each quarter to pass this class."

All students: "Damn, this is gay as fuck"

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I-ready

A program made by the Italians in world war two to brainwash the young of today in order to support them in world war three that was deemed too dangerous and rage inducing so it was locked away in a USB stick that was thrown into the ocean and marked "NON USARE."
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.

Me: I hate I-ready so much I'm going to start a zombie apocalypse just so I don't have to do it

The future: please no

i an een

a slang version of “i aint even”

i an een do that

I-Hole

n. A person afflicted by the social ineptitude caused by I-Phones, I-Pods, and other forms of technology. Characteristics include staring aimlessly at one's I-Phone in social settings where normal people hold conversations with living, breathing people; offering to plug in your I-Pod to your friend's car when no one asked you to do so.

Kevin- "Hey do you have an I-Pod hook-up?"
Kym- "No, I-Hole, this is my car and you will listen to my mix CDs."

And I Oop-

Said By Jasmine Masters, Used By Vsco Boys And Girls.

And I Oop-, I Dropped My HydroFlask

And I Oop

What a VSCO girl will most likely say when she "Accidentally" yeeted her hydro flask at your foot.

You: Ouch! Why'd you drop your water bottle on my foot?

VSCO Girl: You call it a water bottle? ITS a HYDRO-flask. Save the turtles! And I oop- SKSKSKSKSKSKSK

i-Pwned

When you either drop your i-Phone and a large crack goes across the screen or the software freezes

Hey man i totally got i-Pwned last night when i was drunk and droped my i-Phone

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