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The reason why buzzards have buzzard breath is that they prefer their pavement pizza warmed over on the asphalt solar griddle.
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In other words a tostinos pizza roll. Look at the sauce. With the crispy crust. A good snack or dinner.
Why are you eating pizza pillows?
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A term of endearment for an Italian woman's breasts.
"I would love to fall face first into Giada's pizza pillows".
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Originating from the movie Spider-Man 2, which was made in 2014, Pizza time is a quote used by Peter Parker when he delivers a batch of pizzas to a hotel. This quote is currently used by memers and pizza lovers. During the last 15 years "Pizza Time" was and is one of the most popular and most used quotes in the history of cinematic quotes.
Peter Parker: Pizza Time.
Me: Aw hell yeah!
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A term used by the geometrically challenged to describe Sicilian style pizza. The word is also applied to the pies served in school cafeterias as well. The particularly dimwitted may even confuse the pizza styles as one and the same, despite the fact that other than their rectangular shape they are nothing alike.
"Hands down the best square pizza west of Palermo. Palermo? You know Palermo Middle School."
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A type of pizza many people place on top of their pizza, theres a large debate whether pineapple on pizza is good, or not.
You see, many people absolutely hate the shit out of it, other really like and enjoy it on their pizza.
Pineapple pizza looks like a normal pizza pie with chunks of pineapple spread around it, like pepperoni, or mushrooms.
Usually can be purchased near your local pizzeria, and can also be with pepperoni, mushrooms, and other things.
People who hate pineapple pizza will explain how it doesn't make sense to put fruit on food, and people who like so called pizza, will enjoy it.
Angry debates and comments have been made on a specific pizza topping. Some people hate it, some people like it.
Bob: Fuck pineapple pizza! Why the fuck would people put fruit on pizza? If they like it so much, they should try eating hamburgers with watermelons in it! Fucking devils!
Joe: Why are you so pissed off about fruit on food? You fucking eat it every day!
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When a girl's foot has been jammed inside of high heal shoes for so many years that her foot is deformed to the point of looking like a triangular slice of pizza.
Twelve years in heels working at Innotech has given me the worst pizza foot. I'm looking into cosmetic surgery.
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