When someone is trying to be something that they're not
Usually used for wannabe roadmen/people who think they're hard when they're really not
origins UK
Mans acting bare rectangular
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When a girls thighs are so skinny that they don't touch and form a rectangle with her vagina.
Source: The Sara and Aimee Podcast (SaraAndAimee.com)
"Oh my god, she's so skinny. She totally has a rectangular vagina."
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a word to describe those resembling rectangular prisms to due to having a body in the shape of one.
"look, theres van the rectangular prism! kidding, we love you recky."
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rectangular orgasms: adj: when a woman sleeps with the office nerd to get ahead in her career and actually enjoys it
jane: so Janet I heard you slept with bob from the office to try and get a promotion, did it work?
Janet: I don't know what it was all I can say is I had a rectangular orgasm...
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the dark sinister knights that exist in small numbers, they arent racist, sexist or killers, but you know not to mess with them, they form circles, just of people, usually friends.
only preps reject these knights.
they are lead by Arthur: king of the Britans.
- the knights of the rectangular table are here
- so what?
-- ehh, dont worry, besides, we're the knights of the rectangular table.
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Rectangular colour; #ebebeb 3D cat, width 5 inches length 1 yard, heterochromia call it half-blind depending on if you want to get body slammed or not 2 trilateral triangles located on top of forefront, zig-zag 3d tail on far end, 4 rectangular limbs, not fluffy, texture stale cheese, scent; Kiwi shoe polish sometimes camphoraceous, dos (two if you're ludicrous enough not to know at least SOME spanish.) #1b00a1 spots located at lower area of feline.
subject 1. "Oh my god! It's a rectangular 3d cat with two random blue spots!"
subject 2. "the fuck are you on? off your meds again lil bro?๐ญ blyats gone crazy ๐ค๐ค"
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
a type of pizza that is designed for sex offenders, pedos, dodgy pe teachers and anyone who wants to be bullies the absolute fuck out of
anyone who likes this also likes committing social suicide
any normal person: hey do you want pizza
social rejects: can it be a rectangular pizza ?
any normal person: absolute schmuck