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the process of reading ones text messages over their shoulder without them noticing.
Jake:i got a message from annie!
Jeremy and Tom:ya, so she has herpes?
Jake: Were You eaves-texting???
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When you're walking with friends and one of them falls behind, concentrating on texting so hard that they can't walk as fast as they should.
"Guys, we gotta wait for Sarah... we've got a case of text drag here."
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When what you're trying to say comes out fucking retarded, like, "I’ll try to find you some and I’ll bring them to you."
I meant to send you this email in palin text because it makes no fucking sense.
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verb
1: The act of having a funny conversation with an acquaintance & you tell a brief statement, however your friend thought there would be a punchline.
2: the act of conversing with an acquaintance while trying to make a joke, but then you decide not to finish it for a myriad of reasons,(offensive, unfunny, etc.), placing you in an awkward position, so you say: "Bottom Text," hoping your friend is a dank memer.
These both reference the standard 2009 meme generator and recent influx of ironic memes/deep fried memes:"when a nigga;
Bottom Text"
1:
A: So I went to the mall today
B: yeye nigga
B: ...and?
A: sorry my nigga, I was just bottom texting.
2:
A: Yanno, what's the point of jews? They..
B: *with mild triggered expression* Hmm. Go on.
A: Bottom Text.
B: Nigga stop Bottom Texting!
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When you have your cell phone in your pocket, you feel it vibrate across your leg, but when you look at your phone there is no notifications of a text message, or anything else of that matter.
It happens wherever, whenever. The Phantom Text happens to everyone with cell phones.
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The "intense" face your friends or co-workers get when writing a text message. This usually means that they can not talk or do anything else until they finish the text. And you make fun of them while they have this face on.
Guy: Hey Katie wanna go out 2night?
Guys Friend: Dude, she can't hear she. she totally has her texting face on.
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The inexplicable sending of texts or SMS messages in two to four-word fragments, exasperating the recipient. Someone who text-sputters usually sends instant messages on the Internet the same way, and fires off e-mails without salutations, sign-off, or even the quote feature. Indecipherable txtese thrown in for good measure is par for the course. Often can't be bothered with punctuation, and also favors writing in either all caps or all lower case. The kind of person who initiates first-time conversations with strangers with the word "and."
MICK: hey went to
tower records n
bought 3 CDs
2day thn I
pckd up dzn
rss 4
Rosalita then i
ROSALITA: This IS Rosalita. Can't wait for the flowers, but please consolidate the text sputter!
MICK: sorry I
didn't mean
to, will work
on
it
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