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your having a relaxing shit and the door bursts open and the person yells Surprise blumpkin and starts to give you unplanned oral sex
Cameron burst into the hot portaloo. Yells surprise blumpkin and started sucking. He enjoys when the poo poo snapped off and splashes up into his mouth the same time as the man ejaculated
This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"
"Yes!"
when one is flicking and/or their nipples while receiving a blumpkin (getting head while on the toilet pooping
yo trey, you should ask for a flicker blumpkin from your girl
Modified Eiffel Tower while male receiving oral is taking a dump.
After Todd’s morning coffee he had to move the Eiffel Tower to the bathroom for a Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkin.
The name given to a villainous person that wears a pumpkin on their head on Halloween sitting on a toilet taking a shit with the door unlocked waiting for someone to walk in and give them a blumpkin on the scariest night of the year.
I waited for several hours as Lord Blumpkin last Halloween at Kate's house when she finally walked in and gave me a Blumpkin.
An act of oral sex while defecating on the toilet, or blumpkin, used as a holiday or Thanksgiving joke or the after effect of a blumpkin.
Hey babe. Wanna go make our famous Thanksgiving dessert? Let's go to the bathroom and make a blumpkin pie!!
When your blowing your homie, and during the climax, the blower throws an egg in the face of the blowee, who is simultaneously pooping.
Often used as act to demonstrate extreme coordination and devotion to your truest of homies in the face of an adversary.
Brandon and Cody haven't left eachother sides sense BUDs, I heard Brandon gave Cody a Praire Blumpkin.