Terrible boat

When a female has a great body, but has a ugly face to go with it!
But you would just for the body.

she's got an amazing body, shame about the "terrible boat"

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Paddle Boat

Placing you face/head between a woman's breasts and manually slapping yourself with her breasts.

Hunny my tits hurt from last night paddle boating adventure

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Tunnel Boating

Another word for anal. When a penis "boat" is entering the anus or "tunnel." Therefore tunnel boating

Awww man I was tunnel boating that tunnel butt slut all night long.

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boating accident

A mechanism for claiming a cryptocurrency loss. It was originally a joke made by gun enthusiasts who "sadly lost all of their guns in a tragic boating accident", but has been repurposed by Bitcoiners. It is often used in other contexts - for anything you don’t want the government to know you have.

I would normally have to pay taxes, but "I lost my Bitcoin in a boating accident", so I'm declaring a loss instead.

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Rum Boat

When you drink so much rum that when you lie down in your bed, it feels like you're on the open seas.

I'm gonna be makin love in the rum boat tonight, if you catch my drift.

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Mississippi Steam Boat

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman and you take a giant rip from your vape and blow it down her anus. Next you jam your penis in and with every thrust smoke will bellow from around your penis.

Logan makes the weirdest faces when he is getting ass fucked during a Mississippi steam boat!

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noah get the boat

when you see something so dramatizing that you think its time to restart humanity

noah get the boat for it time for a new beginning

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