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An awesome heavy metal/thrash band that started in 2002 and can be located at mechanismofficial.com
mechanismofficial.com is the bands webpage where you can find out about them and listen to some MP3s
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The first person that you want as a friend, the last person that you want as an enemy.
Joe: My Trans Am's pretty sweet but I really don't know diddly squat about cars. I need to befriend a good mechanic so I can keep her running sweet.
Jon: I punched a dude at the bar last Friday. Little did I know that he would be the mechanic that would be doing my brake job last Monday. Now I'm laid up in the hospital with a fractured skull and my car's somewhere between a crusher and a foundry.
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Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data from those of questionable knowledge.
It's a good thing Tim hired a mechanic, cuz he doesn't know what the fuck he is doing.
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Working on or fixing a mechanical machine or part. Most likely vehicles.
I was mechanicing on my god dam truck until 3 am.
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A sexual position where someone is licking a girl's ass and fingering her vagina simultaneously. Also, the mechanic can also be when someone is licking a girl's vagina and fingering her ass simultaneously. It is called "the mechanic" because you are "checking the oil" and "checking under the hood" at the same time.
Damn bro my girl got really mad at me last night. Looks like tonight I'm gonna hafta give her the mechanic to get outta the dog house.
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Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable date from those of questionable knowledge.
It's a good thing Tim hired a mechanic, cuz he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.
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1. A person who fixes things, esp. cars, planes and bicycles.
2. A cliched term for an "assassin" in movies that has no equivalent in the real world.
SKIP: Hey Joe, I hear you're a mechanic. Could you please kill my neighbor's cat?
JOE: What?! I fix cars, ya moron! What do you think this is, a Michael Bay movie?
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