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Another word for cosmic brownies, also the main source of energy for a larger man named Brian
Sky: Mane where’d all my cosmic brownies go?
Al: I think we found our culprit
Brian: you know how I feel about Brian energy bars
An epic legendary awesome group with the members Phoebe, Coco, Nex and Lily. comes from the word brain rot
we are brian roy
The action at which someone screws you over on purpose out of pure jealousy and anger
Guy number 1: *Catches the biggest fish of the trip
Guy number 2: Here let me net it for you *Purposely Knocks the fish of the hook and looses your fish*
Guy number 1: You just Brian Wilson-ed me!
Murphy’s Law, but with Brian. Literally the same shit.
“Wow, bad luck follows that guy around everywhere”
“Yeah, Brian’s Law”
When you use your cock to slap a whore repeatedly in the face. Then you cum in her eye and throw her on the streets with no clothes.
"Ay dude, you know that whore I was with last night? I gave that bitch a Boxing Brian."
A walking contradiction/scrooge of the worst kind, they’ll not only expect you to work for peanuts or even free… in fact they’ll believe that you should pay them for the Honor of being able to work with them on their project, and be prepared to do all the work their way (The WRONG way). They’ll pretend that they are intelligent/qualified and that you should listen to “Their Expert Advice”, yet their own kids won’t even have them help with a Lemonade stand, as they know that it’ll be a F#@K- up.
They also know “EVERYTHING” (even what you had for breakfast last Tuesday), so don’t try to correct them, as there really is no hope.
Wow! That guy must be a real Scrooge; no he’s a Brian Co@ts
The Federal Reserve Bank gets their Crooked orders from Brian Co@ts
The “Church-Mouse” was once an employee of BrianCo@ts