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arch douche

Master of the art of douchebaggery

Note the popped collar, gelled hair, stunner shades, and overwhelmingly misguided sense of self-importance; that man is a true arch douche.

by Absolutely Not520 February 12, 2011

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Douche bands

A fundamental part of the douche attire, douche bands are one or a pair of any chain or barb wire tattoos along the arms. These tattoos scream of douchebaggery.

The more visible and cliche these douche bands are, the douchier the individual. Douche bands on the neck are symptoms of an intense degree of douche bag, most likely the kind that has visited prison multiple times.

"Holy shit there's a barb wire on your neck! How many times were you a victim or prison bro rape to have to overcompensate with douche bands to look super hardcore?"

by PalaceofWisdom July 15, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douche Lord

A person who has surpassed the simple "douche bag" they have become a lord in the art of douchebaggery, therefore becoming a douche lord.

That dude is a major douche bag!" "Na man, hes surpassed that, hes a douche lord.

by BigDickBallerrrr February 15, 2011

24๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche fag

when you wanna call someone a douche bag but realize its overused, so you add fag at the end instead.

shut the fuck up you fucking douche fag

by Urban Dictionary June 25, 2006

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douche dick

A person with both the qualities of a douche bag and also a dick.

Hey that guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a real douche dick.

by timbog1979 April 16, 2006

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douche dart

An imaginary weapon shot at people who fit the description of douche bag. Usually when using a douche dart, people hold up any object they may be carrying and pretend to use it as a gun. Also, douche dart firers must make the best "dart" noise they can.

I saw Trevor walking down the hallway with his hair spiked and I just had to shoot him with a douche dart.

or

"Hey Kyle, did you see me shoot him with my douche dart?"

"Yeah! He totally deserved it...that douche bag."

by 79GoldenWings September 23, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douche Bag

That guy who does obnoxious covers of Disney songs and plays guitar when everyone else just wants to chill.

Harry: In the real world, I'm what people call a douche bag. I'm like Jesse McCartney. I'm like....Jesse McCartney's douche.

by MoonshoesPotter234 April 23, 2011

33๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž