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Max: Did Ed get his Virginia driver’s license yet?
Josh: His brother said he did, but I doubt it.
Someone who pulls out in front of you, then proceeds to drive 5 miles under the speed limit
this dumbass pulled out in front of me on my way to work today. I shouted “screw-you driver” at the top of my lungs .
A full explanation of a bad driver
Geez that guy can't drive, what a Matthew driver
Someone who is not so drunk that they can call an Uber or Lift driver or taxi driver, and who has the means of paying for the driver.
Anne will be the designated drunk driver since she has an Uber of Lift app on her I phone and never is so drunk or poor that she can't call and pay for one. Also Anne would never leave any of us behind, or anyone drunk with the keys to a car.
God dam this nig is so Down syndrome that it makes a autistic person look normal he’s such a waste of sperm and sound like when he was born his voice box got involved with a boxing Mach and the Ukrainian war
Random person: hey willem
Guy 1: your a Damon driver
When your shin / calf are cramping on the leg you use to push the driving pedal in your motor vehicle.
Will you please drive today? my leg hurts because I have drivers leg.
An entity fueled by rage and hate. It travels in a large, metal, tube, and gets extreme road rage. It periodically threatens to crash into cars that are using the breakdown lane. Never get inside the tube.
Uh-oh! I'm being killed by The Bus Driver!