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A guy that acts like he's an amazing boyfriend when in reality, he's a douchebag and he can't treat a girl right. He also Is a controlling, manipulative, heartbreaking bastard.
B: I'm sorry your with eli
A: but I love eli he says: he's the best bf I can get"
He is one of the best friends you’ll ever have. When you first meet him you’ll most likely have a crush on him and if your anything like a Gracie he’ll have a crush on you in no time. He’s not afraid to tell you and will be extremely nice to you. Even if he doesn’t like you his is a super nice, funny, athletic, relatable dude, who will literally talk about anything. His hair style is interesting but will most likely let you braid it. Trust me he will get mad especially when you say you don’t like him but just say your sorry and explain it to him and he’ll forgive you and it will be like nothing happened. If you know/ have an Eli in your life never stop being friends with him, you’ll regret it.
BFF- OMG do you like Eli again?
You- idk probably not, maybe
BFF- WHYYYYY? Do you think he’s cute?
You- No but he likes me and he’s really easy to talk to. I swear I don’t like him
BFF- Whatever you say
A fuckin retard that you can't out with every day and sometimes maybe call him daddy. But he is a good friend over all and you just love him as a brother. And hes always there for you no matter what he is jus5 the best person you'll ever meet.
Eli is my daddy
a boy who thinks he’s better than everyone else. his ego will triple at the first signs of a threat. you don’t want to be around him too long incase it wears off
stay away from eli, he’s toxic
Eli is a Kind, yet sometimes mean guy. He also has OCD (Oversized Cock Disorder). He and Keegan are soul mates. Shit he a thicc boi.
Damn Eli you so this and I can see your OCD through your pants!
eli is a bunny cumsponge that will literally bark for anything.
isnt that eli? you mean that bunny cumsponge??