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Someone who sucks at every other engineering, so they spend their life looking at parking lots and talking about cement. They are often mistaken for traffic cones. However they do like complaining about how hard their life is as an engineer. However, their course load is nothing like a true engineer. They are the bros of engineering.
Guy1: see him over there, hes a civil engineer. He does nothing all day but dreams of concrete.
Girl1: yeah he just mansplained what addition is to me. But then he did it wrong.
The oldest engineering discipline (even though some like to claim it's mechanical because it encompasses military engineering) Lots of job opportunities, but business majors will criticize you for not picking a more lucrative discipline whereas other engineering disciplines will claim you chose the easiest engineering major 💀
Person 1: "Did you know that UPenn doesn't have a Civil Engineering program?"
Person 2: Really? That's crazy..
A linguist; a language scientist who studies the mechanics and details of language(s).
I am a linguistic engineer for a living.
Wow, you are so smart and good with language. You should be a linguistic engineer!
(n) a circle-jerk of unprofessional and unethical geo-technical and structural engineers operating out of Kane'ohe Hawai'i. Incompetent individuals who are engaging in ambulance chasing, and executing it poorly. Synonymous with "scam" and "fraud".
Jonathan was an incompetent owner of JPB Engineering.
When something breaks so you use the things you found in your garage to fix it.
Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.
2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.
3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.
That painting is getting held up by pur kiwi engineering
Electrical Engineers are a SPECIAL group of individuals. They pitifully study for hours just to nearly fail their classes. They are known for their love of alcohol, (mainly the kind that helps them forget the degree they chose), memeing their professors, radical bed head, and functioning on RedBull and hopes and dreams. Half of them are socially inept, while the other half can only speak about circuits and NAND gates. You can normally find them in a lab getting high off of soldering fumes.
"Look at that guy yelling at his breadboard." "Must be an Electrical Engineer."