Hook-Up (Jail)

Prison slang for a meal, cooked up by inmates in a sink with hot water, consisting of multiple foods from commissary to create something that tastes better and is more unique and filling than these items alone. Commissary foods are typically limited and simplistic easy-to-prepare foods or snack foods, so some creativity is needed.

Common foods used in a hook-up are:
- 'Soups' (Ramen Noodles)
- Cheese or Cheese-Based Dips (Jalapeno Dip, etc.)
- Mayonnaise Packets
- Chips or Ritz-type Crackers
- Preserved Meats (Summer Sausage, Sardines, Beef Jerky, Tuna Fish, etc.)
- Etc.

A molie is a version of a hook-up which is made from sweet foods only, rolled in a dough made from crushed up cookies and water.

Hook-Up (Jail):

1. "You goin' in on the hook-up tonight?"

2. "Go holla at ya cellie and see if he got some sardines or tuna for the hook-up."

3. "Throw in a honey bun on this snack hook-up."

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Hooked Up

1. Califorinia Penal System: Instruction from a guard (see BULL) to new prisoners who are being bussed out of the holding area (see the LOOP)to jail-proper, to connect their leg chains to a partner.

2. to cause the desired interaction.

1. "Let's get HOOKED UP, ladies! Move, Move, Move!"
2. "C'mon dude, you've know Allison for years: HOOK me UP!"

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Extended hook penis

The action of sticking a hook through your penis and attaching it to the bull bar of a car. You then walk backwards until your penis gets extended by about 10 inches. Once finished this process DO NOT detach the hook.

Yo heath check out my Extended Hook Penis.

Trophy Hook Singer

When rappers achieve such a status level that they have their very own scruffy, Caucasian singer on retainer just to sing the hooks on their songs.

At the recent award show, Kanye West's Trophy Hook Singer, Bon Iver, really hit it off with Chance the Rapper's new Trophy Hook Singer, Francis and the Lights.

Bromotional hook-up

When two bros consummate their bromance, usually through copious amounts of drinking complaining about women problems and/or with a bro hug accompanied by an "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 1: "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 2: "Dude, I love you too! We don't need those girls anyway!"

Onlooker 1: Why are those two frat guys bro hugging?

Onlooker 2: They just got dumped by their girlfriends, so they came here to drink away their sorrows. But they just ended up having a bromotional hook-up.

Hook You Crippled

To perform at the highest level. To excel at something in a highly competitive way that is not normally competitive. To assert primal dominance.

D: "Are you sure you can handle another drink?"
S: "I'll hook you crippled!"

hook nosed heeb

a jew with a hook nose. this is a derivation of heeby jeeby.

Dom and Pat are a couple of hook nosed heebs.

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