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the incredibly talented centre and sometime fullback of the brisbane broncos, kangaroos and Queensland! he is so hot and plays really good rugby league! i lurve him!
smart chik:omg did u see thoes tries by justin hodges on the weekend against the kiwis?
dumb chik: who justin hodges?
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Noun. the greatest, most common asshole, that one could ever be. Self caring one of a kind. There is noone else that can posess this personality besides this specific person.
You are being a Justin Mongan today.
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The current virtue signalling man child feminist Prime Minister of Canada who also is the controlling mind of Justin Turdo. He pontificates and panders to women and asylum seekers about how he is the second coming of his somewhat smarter, yet just as arrogant father Pierre in the hopes of someday being re elected in spite of his government's disastrous foreign and economic policies.
Trugrope admits to squeezing a female reporter's hams in the past while holding the position that all victims of sexual harassment and violence should be believed. Although he does not deny squeezing this woman's "charmin" and copping a feel, he does hint that she may be crazy for thinking that the son of god, (in this case himself, son of Pierre) would go against his own virtue signalling gospel.
:Larry- Hey Don, whatever happened to that guy on the subway who was arrested for groping that beautiful woman's ass?
:Don-Last I heard after he was arrested he used the 'Trugrope defence".
:Larry-Trugrope defence, whats that?
:Don-Its when you say, "if the son of Pierre could do it so could I, in fact it should make me a god too just like Justin Trugrope!"
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An embarassment of a prime minister
Justin Trudeau is best known for being soft af on issues, saying the most passive "progressive" shit that'll get him likes from 20 year old gender study graduates, while also doing shit like blackface.
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A more acceptable term for someone who is a talentless cunt.
Geezer 1: God look at that talentless cunt on MTV.
Geezer 2: Shit, have we got another Justin Bieber on our hands?
Geezer 1 : No, MTV doesn't play music videos anymore you idiot, I'm talking about this guy on The Hills.
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This little high pitched singer that thinks he's the shit cuz he knows Usher and Asher Roth.
The only reason Usher and Asher Roth hang out with Justin Bieber is because he lets them rape him in the ass.
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An aural-borne disease that affects many young females; usually between the ages 3 and 15. The virus targets the brain, releasing a high level of chemicals, causing large influxes of euphoria, anxiety, and depression. It later spreads to the nervous system, resulting in high-pitched singing or screaming, seizures, idolization feminine male celebrities, and surprise urination.
"Something's.... up with your daughter, isn't there?"
"Yeah, she's got Justin Bieber in her head. She's been pissing her pants for weeks listening to some preteen music garbage and putting up posters of an unattractive woman. It's pretty serious, I'd rather not talk about it."
"Shit, sorry dude."
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