Mexican Sendoff

A sexual act in which you take a juicy pepper while doing a girl doggy-style and then quickly sqeeze pepper on yourself and stick it back in. Then yell " AYAYAYAYAYAYYA"! The sensation is amazing, after this, you must get off, then send her on her way.

Dude, I totally gave that chick a mexican sendoff last night, she wouldn't stop crying....

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Mexican Rugburn

A sexual act involving a very large woman. A "mexican rugburn" is performed by having the fat chick get naked (perferrably after foreplay so she is wet and sweaty) and then having her spread her cheeks, sit on your face, and rub her butt back and forth very rapidly. When done, you will have a rugburn on your face from her butt pubes and you will be brown like a Mexican cause of the dinkelberries.

Some fat cow gave me a Mexican Rugburn, I still can't smell anything but feces and wet fish

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mexican marbles

Small, hard, round, turds,

Appearance is similar to poo colored marbles.
Used in thirdworld countries such as mexico in lieu of expensive glass marbles.

Ouch That Carne asada burrito gave me a serious case of the Mexican Marbles.

You think little Jimmy wants my Mexican Marbles for Christmas.

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Mexican Leak

When you're anally penetrating a female with your erect penis and, in your dominance and glory, decide to release a small amount of urine into her asshole. After all, why not?

"I was banging that bitch I met in the bar last night and was balls-deep inside her ass when she thought I came. She asked "Was it good for you?", and I replied "Not yet, you dirty whore! That was just a Mexican leak! Now shut up and hop back on my dick."

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Mexican sweat

When smoking marijuana with a group of people and you ask everyone if they want to "Mexican sweat" whatever you're smoking, (be it a pipe, joint, bong etc.) and if everyone agrees you take a hit BUT DO NOT EXHALE until the mary comes back to you.

Smoker #1: Let's mexican sweat this joint.

Smoker #2: Aight

Smoker #3: I can't hack the mexican sweat!

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mexican earwig

While having sex with a girl, you stick a finger in her asshole/poopshoot/brown eye etc.

The important part is getting a little bit of poopie on your finger tip.

Now, as if you were to perform a "Dirty Sanchez" (spreading the shit on her lip/nose) you stick your shit covered finger in her ear.

Proceed to yell "HOLY FUCK ITS A MEXICAN EARWIG!!!"

I guess that bitch doesnt like the mexican earwig...

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Mexican backhoe

Someone who moves earth manually by hand, shovel,bucket etc. They have no real backhoe's in mexico hence the term.

Look at that lazy fuckin mexican backhoe standing on that shovel. I should kick his ass and make him work..

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