Slut mud

Residue left on a mans tool after sliding out of the sluts butt

Fat wad was covered in slut mud after they fucked hard

Mud Floodin

When you have to poop really bad

Bro I'm mud floodin I gotta shit really bad

Rakin’ the mud

Wiping your ass after a particularly sludgy poop

Give me a minute, I’m rakin’ the mud now.

river mud

When you take a shit in which there are no floaters. Every turd settles to the bottom of the toilet bowl like River Mud.

Last night after I ate a burrito I left some river mud in the toilet.

Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.

Mud Brain

Occurs during to the seemingly FOREVER period of time between running out of ADD meds and becoming eligible to refill. In most cases, said person becomes unable to function in any sort of productive or sensible way. Withdrawal symptoms include but aren’t limited to; complete loss of ability to focus,

Nan: Oh my god, dude. I have total mud brain! Can't refill for 6 days!
Bert: I know, right?
Nan: I’m gonna go outside and drag my face on the concrete
Bert: Chewbacca does not live on Endor

Mud daubing

This is the act of rubbing your penis between a person's ass cheeks while bumping against their anus,never actually penitrating it and ejeculating onto their butthole.

My girlfriend enjoys walking around in public after we get done mud daubing because she enjoys the way my man juice feels between her butt cheeks.

Mud butt

When someone doesn’t wipe good enough and they have brown stains in thier underwear.

“Ew bro you have mud butt!”