N-Word Scissorhands

The nigga who got scissa for hands. Not to be confused with N-Word Snowden, the NSA nigga.

Nobody:

..

Johnny Dope: "N-Word Scissorhands."

wall n stall

a phrase used in MMA when a fighter presses his opponent against the cage in an attempt to grind out a decision win

damn, all rick story did against thiago alves was wall n stall his way to a decision

n-kake

a cheap advertising trick

"In this room i caught my dad and uncle..."
"...playing the new nokia mobile gaming device."

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Wake n bate

To wake up and wack off before you do anything else.

I did a wake n bate before i got on my grind today.

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Crap N' Fap

The act of taking a dump and then masturbating.

Greg, "Hey John you wanna hang today?"

John, "Yea man, I'll be over as soon as I do a quick Crap N' Fap"

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fart 'n dart

When your buddy is taking to a girl, walk up and start some small talk for a short amount of time, fart (silently), then take off so they think its him.

See Jeff trying to impress those hot girls over there, I think it's time for a fart 'n dart.

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Flog 'n Sob

Crying while masturbating.

Ex: After Todd walked in on his girlfriend being boffed by his neighbor, he ran to the bathroom and immediately commenced to flog 'n sob.

"Hey, hear about what happened to Todd? I'll bet he's been floggin' 'n sobbin' all semester."

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