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A conservative activist and self-proclaimed 'alpha male' known for making claims on Twitter so nonsensical one could easily mistake them for being satire, except is isn't!
Nick Adams: "Boneless wings is a slippery slope that leads to communism"
(and yes he actually said that unironically)
When you cut your balls while shaving.
Man, i nicked balled myself the other day.
Jeff got nick balls lmao.
The Act of turning your penis inside out , setting it on fire and then mailing it to your lover.
James: Yo I Nick Keeley'd rebecca last night
John: Dude me too!
An anorexic little shit who lives in the dirty Wu. He is a pro go carter but lost to a transgender in a race. He also can be found getting beat by his dad at night with a belt because he sucks at hokey.
Nick the stick is such a fag I played him in hokey and he started crying because he hurt his finger.
Comedian who may brings joy to all who hear him, likes to use the word Party
"I literally pissed my pants laughing listening to the comedy of Nick Swardson."
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when a girl is giving you head and while your face-fucking her, you accidentally poke her in the eye.
Dude! I gave my gf a nick haas and now shes blind in one eye!!!
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My collar is significantly better than your and I was not born in the area inside of a city, inside a county , inside a state, inside a country, on a continent, on a planet, which is in a solar system, in a universe, named Compton, but my city is England. -Nick Crompton 2017
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