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When you start dating, and you’re around your boyfriend, noticeably hair gets healthy, skin clears up, lose/gain desired weight, and body/mental health confidence goes up.
Boyfriend: “Babe you’re looking so good”
Girlfriend: “Aw thanks babe, must be boyfriend air.”
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someone you hook up with but only ever see during nighttime hours. like a booty call or a fuck buddy but more consistent and/or monogamous. not quite dating-level.
X: i've been hooking up with Y for months now but we only spend time together at night. i've never even seen him/her during the day!
Z: sounds like you have a vampire boyfriend/girlfriend
24👍 3👎
The guy at the bar you just can't help but make-out with while wasted, no matter how ugly he may be, because it seems like a good idea at the time.
"After six vodka cranberries Toothless Joe became my new bar-time boyfriend."
This is the guy that will make your heart stop, make your eyes shine, shower you with kisses and always stand up for you. Never let this guy go. Ever.
I love my boyfriend, he is the Best Boyfriend ever.
102👍 21👎
The best boyfriend in the world is someone who is always there for you when you need to laugh, when you need to cry, or when you're falling apart. This boy would stick by your side through everything and be your number one supporter, doing everything possible to make you the happiest you can be. He'll love you more than imaginable.
Aaron Michael is without a doubt the best boyfriend in the world and keeps his girl flying on cloud 9.
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For every respectable looking girl who seems to have class/not be a slut/or is a complete dumbass, there's always a douchebag boyfriend in the picture who brainwashes her to like him because apparently that's what all girls like to look for in a guy these days, instead of respectable guys without gelled hair, rhinestone-encrusted shirts, souped-up mid 90's Toyota's and have no job and bum off their mothas.
I was walking through the mall with my friends, and I saw this girl who looked down to earth, then my friend told me to look left and I realized there was a douchebag boyfriend rule involved.Damn.
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A friendship of convenience where a hot girl will team up with, and pretend to show an interest in a nerdy guy, because she needs his help to pass a tuff class. The girl will give the nerd false hope that there could be something between them, and drop the nerd as soon as she no longer needs him.
That poor guy doesn't realise he's just a science class boyfriend.
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