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When you first wake up with morning wood and need some effort to get comfortable in your jeans.
Dude: I've been playing way more dick tetris than usual lately.
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Literally just lesbians and straight guys. People who don’t consume dick or anything that is produced by a dick, whether it be cum, piss or blood. There is no exception! You can’t cut any corners, once someone does they can no longer be considered or consider themselves as a dick vegan.
Stephanie: Jack, do you want to have a three way?
Jack: Only if they’re two girls because I’m a dick vegan.
Stephanie: Fine!
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The kind of dick you can ride every night because it fits just right.
His boyfriend dick makes me feel like Goldilocks. It's juuuuust right.
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When you start to get wood and your dick slowly creeps down between your leg and your pants
I was giving this presentation and I could see my partner's panties; I totally had dick creep.
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A lame ass person that posts exaggerated boastful things about themselves or mean spirited things about others. It can also be used to describe a person that posts false information on social sights or other digital media.
Person1: Did you see that lame ass shit Nikki posted about herself on urban dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah. She’s such a Wiki Dick.
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The condition whereby you look in the mirror and you're so fat you can no longer see your cock.
After eating and drinking like a pig for the past year, I stepped out of the shower this morn and saw in my reflection that I now had vampire dick.
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an unfortunate man with a gay name.
Dick Cummings is a little bitch who gives blowjobs in the bathroom.
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